Monday, January 21, 2013

If Balance is the Key, I'm Locked Out

I've never had great balance, but this is ridiculous.

You know that feeling when you spin around with your forehead on a baseball bat to do that silly relay race?  Yeah, I know what that feels like.  All day.

Early Sunday morning I sat up in my sleep to roll over, then promptly fell back to my pillow like a stone.  It was like my body was already back down and just needed to catch up with itself.  I could do nothing.

I lay there thinking, "Well, that's different."

I waited a few moments, then tried to roll over without sitting up.  Activity not available.  I was stuck.  The room spun.

Okay, back to sleep where I was.

I dreamed that the reason I couldn't move was because some magical items needed to be finished being made on a magical loom.  When they were done, I could move.

I woke up before they were done, thanks to my silly alarm.  So therefore I've been cursed with vertigo ever since, and I don't mean the Hitchcock movie.

I was able to sit up, but the room started whirling a little.  I stood up, and it whirled a bit more. I needed to get ready for church, but Chris was still asleep.  I was afraid of falling in the shower and getting hurt, so I nudged him awake.

"I'm experiencing the weirdest dizziness of my life.  If you hear a thump in the bathroom, please don't ignore it."  He sleepily said okay.

I made it, barely.  While bending over the sink to brush my teeth I realized I'd fall head-first into the faucet.  That could be a major problem with how heavy I'd felt every time I'd fallen so far.  Luckily I didn't fall again.

We made it to church, and I only had to sit once during a hymn and stuck it out for the rest.  Turning my head to the right was a very bad idea indeed, so I kept my head slightly to the left.

We went to lunch as usual, and when I signed the check I slowly leaned further to the right, but I was determined to finish my signature before the room spun and I fell to the table.  I finished it and caught myself in time, although Chase (our regular server) was rather confused as to why I was falling over.

At home I spent the afternoon on the couch, lying down at first.  I did help Chris sort the laundry into the proper piles by telling him "lights, colors, darks" as needed while I rested my head on the left side.  Then I did some work on my thesis before my head began to spin again.  Then I helped Chris through more Lego Lord of the Rings on the Wii since I'd gotten farther than him lately.

When I did get up to move our roast from the freezer to the fridge so it could thaw, I was waiting for Chris to get his stuff moved in the fridge and nearly dropped the 3.5 lb frozen roast onto the floor.  (I don't know if you've ever held a 3.5 lb frozen roast before, but it is rather a bad idea to drop it anywhere.  Setting it down is preferable.)  I said, "I'm going to put this on the counter and put myself on the couch so I don't drop it."  I slowly went to the couch and slid into it to lie down for a while.

After that the vertigo seemed to subside mostly.  We tried a few exercises before bed to help my balance-bones or whatever stabilize properly.  I did a half-somersault exercise that's suppose to rattle the balance stuff back into place.  I can do it on my own, which is nice, but it only helped a little.  Then Chris tried to move my head and stretch my neck to get things back in place.  It seemed to help until right before laying down.  I sat up and promptly fell to my pillow.

Then we did our normal routine of reading before sleep, and I lay on my left side.  My neck was sore, so I started to slowly move to my back and slightly to the right.  Since the vertigo had lessened again, I thought it would be okay.  Then the page spun.  Bad idea.  Back to the left.

Through the night I was able to lie on my right sometimes without swimming.  Now I can sit and stand with only a bit of wooziness.  I haven't fallen again, but thankfully every time I have (so far) has been in bed or on the couch and not to the floor.

I hope it goes away fully by tomorrow morning, otherwise Chris will have to drive me to work.  That means he'll have to get up (*gasp*) a whole hour before normal!  8:00!  Sometimes I envy his evening work hours and therefore quiet, lazy mornings.  Then I remember he's a server at a restaurant and I get to scan things, and I no longer envy him.  I much prefer my job for myself.

On the upside, I've been having pretty good hair days lately.  Here's some evidence:


Here's to holding on and finding the key to staying upright!


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